allhailthehutch:

Taking naked pictures of yourself does not make you a bad person. People who share them without your permission are bad people.

it doesn’t make you a bad person but it does make you a stupid person

matt-douchene:

its the remix to ignition, student edition. i eat ramen for dinner, cant afford my tuition

This awesome program called feature points gives you real money just for downloading apps and keeping them open for a minute. After a minute you can delete the app and never deal with it again.
Feature Points isn’t an app in the iTunes or android store, just a web page that you can download to your home page. You can click my link HERE for the website to bookmark and use.
I want you guys to know that this is entirely legit, and if you have any questions you can just message me.
You can get stuff like:

If you use my code you can get extra points for yourself and help me out a little.
My code is N7R4BA
And here’s my link again http://featu.re/N7R4BA

It’s obviously not enough to making a living off of or substitute a job, but it’s good for saving up for stuff you might want but don’t have the extra money for. Thank you guys so much and have fun making hella money ^-^

yesings:

what if i died in like twenty years and all i left my girlfriend was a box and like she gasps and reaches down to her chest where her key necklace hangs that i gave her twenty two years ago, and she uses it to unlock the box and all that is in there is a string which you can pull to reveal an embarrassing photo of spongebob at the christmas party

liampayneisafuckboy:

[aziz ansari voice] :D

dr-haunted-howse:

image

we found a camera from around 5 years back and this was the only thing on it

dreamyblu:

after u watch the anaconda video

image

teencry:

do you ever get so obsessed with a game that you start playing it in your head before you sleep

whippit-princess:

lasso:

Guys seriously would you LOOK at mini Adam Scott from Boy Meets World circa 1994

was this when he was mayor

coacalin:

coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

VINIQ SHIMMERY LIQUEUR.
Please stop asking me.

nosdrinker:

just put milksteak she’ll know what it means

ultralorcl:

sext: r u nakey

HW